pasties!

While preparing our favorite celebrity butts contest, I ran across an interesting little piece of movie-making deception. The first scene of Cold Mountain features a massive enemy explosion that is so powerful it blasts off the clothing of a soldier standing in the path of the backdraft. You can see his clothes being literally ripped off his body for a frame or two. In the final film production, you see him later in the scene standing there in his underwear. But in a coffee-table book produced before the film was released, a photo of the kid shows that he does not have any underwear on. I smell C.G.I. censureship!

Party Meeting Agenda Items

Old Mohawk Restaurant is on 319 Mohawk Street in German Village.

The agenda is heavy so we'll eat and hold proceedings simultaneously.

Item. Please see contestants for cutest celebratiy butt to the right. We have to vote these out in rounds. The first round features four celebrity butts, respectively, Zak Morris, Cuba Gooding, Jake Gyllenhall, and Allen Payne. We will vote by secret ballot at Mohawks to insure impartial judging. Only two rules: 1) You must use the photos posted and not refer to any personal experiences you may have had with the celebrities. 2) You may not email or phone your votes in. Two celebrity winners from this round will advance to round two.

Item. Nominations for thjrd round celebrity butts (I already have 2nd round cued up). Must be available on DVD.

Item. During dessert, we'll discuss "Arnold-Watch" plan, assign posts, and disperse stations.

Item. Does Mohawk Bar & Grill actually have the best pizza in Columbus? What do I tell my barber?